Straight Guys do *not* dig memes.
However, this totally Hot Chick tagged a blogger friend of mine, so I decided to do it too (because Straight Guys dig hot chicks). One way to get into the pants of totally Hot Chicks is to do their memes. Not that I want to get into the pants of this totally Hot Chick, because she has, like, 262 kids. Someone's been in her pants enough already. Srsly.
Here are the meme instructions:
In this meme I will pick three things about the evening that made it fun (so hard). Then I will think of other things that can be described by [at least one of?] those same three things that are not related but completely random.
And here we go ...
Boobs
Nuts
Can
Kleenex
Milwaukee
My wingman
Manicures*
Spillage
Jesus
Bottle
Colorado
Clean water
Fingerprints
Did I mention boobs?
OK. We're done. This made the Straight Guy think too much. Straight Guys do *not* dig thinking too much.
However, the Straight Guy now gets to tag [*snort*] three Totally Hot Chicks: Holy Crappers, Java Jones, and Clio Bluestocking.
*Some Straight Guys do this. See Jordan, Michael.
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4 comments:
i friggin love this blog....
you've got this straight guy thing down pretty well!
and, what the hell?? i'm not a hot chick OR a skanky ho!?
i'm offended ;-)
Grrl, you are a totally Hot Chick. I just forgot to add you when I was updating my linky goodness. Many apologies!
I'm so flattered straight guy! I hope you find a girlfriend that is hot like me!
xoxo-
MarathonMom
Dear Straight Guy,
My most favoritest (I can say that because I'm drunk, or, at least, I WANT to be) thing you write:
Srsly.
Love it all, but mostly,
Srsly.
Kisses,
Foolery
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